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I pretend that I do not mind sharing, but I do. I saw Mum taking my food out of my bottle. She took it out and gave it to the ‘little thing’ which they call that cat from next door. It has family so why does this small under grown cat come and take my food. Yes, my food. No one asked me about this. you know, this type of behaviour is unfair and uncalled for. How would they like it if I took their food and gave it to strangers. This has got to stop.
I did not mind when the cats with no homes came, then the raccoons frightened my Mum and the horrid cat that screams all the time thinking he owns our space chased them away. Mum stopped the food thing until little missy from the house next door came begging. They think I am not looking and if they see me looking come and give me a few kibbles from my own food. What cheek and down rights abusive behaviours. Would you like it if a dress you liked were given away. Oh, I am being what they call a sexist. Big words for little me.
All I want you to know is that I do not like little missy for next door eating my food. I may be plump but I am not stupid. Food is the life blood of a cat, not your silly clothes that I mentioned earlier. I am so angry about this that I better stop and go and eat my kibbles they left out for me. If they see this I will get a lecture about Christianity – how Jesus said to share. I am going to join the Tea Party and become their type of Christian. They do not see sharing as a virtue. Have a good night. ©

Hi Everyone Daisy is back

I got the family computer at last. They are just PC nuts.
Just read how some pets have to use news paper shredded. LOL. They can p–s on the news, not read the BS. For humans the news papers p–ses on them thinking they have a 9 day memory not like elephants who would remember the news BS. We have good memories. Humans? they are like fruit flies. today – gone tomorrow. I have 9 lives.
I was thinking [I love to think] – What has the world done for animals? other than kill us. The ‘us’ I mean for the general animals, not for us house pets.  Just like people who say ‘us’ and never experience what happened.
So if we use their news papers for litter it may be one small way to get back at the human world for their abusive ways.

Read the news and it tells you how we are abused. In the old old days poor little lambs were killed for the sin of humans. Thank goodness this was not a cat thing. Now I was told that an Indian court bans animal sacrifice in Hindu temples. Excuse me, I thought they did not eat meat. “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way in which its animals are treated.” – Mohandas Gandhi. If only he knew. Not only do humans not know how to treat us but they do not act kindly towards other humans. Just look at how they are killing each other. Maybe if more humans saw these psychos they would know how we feel about being killed for sacrifice and used for fun & food. I live in a meat eating home – what a horror and what bad behaviour when they know they can live without so much – you know what I mean.

Enough of how humans treat most animals and themselves. I really want to say that kitties are not the only people that have news paper in their litter box [our bathroom] Well, some people still take the news paper and read in their bathrooms. In the past when people did not have toilet paper they used pieces of news paper. Much like the Kittie litter some poor cats have to use. Not me, I have wheat, rather clean. Why am I giving you details of my life?
My advice for human, don’t trust what you read, what you see on TV and hear on the radio. Be like me, ignore the news, sleep a lot, torment your people and let them pet you. You see, we house pets are the elites of the animal kingdom especially in wealthy societies.
Perhaps the best way to understand the news is to send the papers directly to the Kittie Litter makers, dogs and cats who use them could tell you what is happening. Just as good as high paid talking heads and media people. You won’t believe us so why do you believe them? Most news funded by Big money. Get my point!

Oh my paws are hurting, I have said too much. Chow ( I mean I am off to eat) Daisy

I have to speak out! I hate TV. Harper, Ford, Cruz and it goes on and on…..

I have been listening to the TV, all they had on was that poor chap Mayor Ford with a big problem. He has an eating disorder, then the big brother of his bullies him, and others put him on a diet.  When I am stressed I go to food. My vet told dad that he cannot put me on a diet or exercise as it is not the best for my health. I take so many insults from family and family friends who are derogatory  and unfeeling. I am healthy but they just see my fat. However, unlike Mayor Ford I know how to deal with others who are unfeeling. I have a great ego and know myself.  I am fat because of my genes. I am fat get off my back or I will scratch you. I saw the Mayor on that video and he sure would loose the fight with me. 2 feet vs 4 feet.

From my rug in front of the fire – I see are two separate problems. One is mental health and the other is the law or governance. Oh my, using a lot of her language. Mum will get me for this.
1) When we see someone not taking care of their health we discuss this but unlike animals humans cannot be dragged to the vet (doctors for them). We have no rights in this area. Poor humans, they have no skills to live on the streets – yet we see them there. They do not get treatment when they are mentally ill or have a substance abuse problem. Many go to jail and the hard line conservatives want to build more private jails ( I heard that from Mum) which get paid lock people up. So beds are cut in hospitals for addiction, untrained people in substance abuse counseling making money. I understand why Mayor Ford won’t go. He knows how much money has been cut from programs as he is cuts public health in Toronto. Perhaps, like rich folk he can go to the USA – Betty Ford and get treated.   Enough about his mental health or lack understanding his feelings.
2) Breaking the law. How did the police not catch him with all the bags getting to his car, the video and all the young black me around him in jail or dead. He is the top dog (oh my, I mean human) in Toronto ( why do they use us to describe them?) and he is an example and makes decision on big stuff. That is not allowed. That can make a lot of people suffer. If you cannot manage your life can you manage mine – or a city??

Why is so many mixing the 2? For a cat that is elementary dear Watson.
Get with it Toronto! Make him quit, no leave of absence. As I cannot vote because I belong to another race and live in Vaughan – no vote on this.
Brother Ford, Go to a clinic,
run away from brother Doug,
take your medicine and get well.
The other area belongs to the police and the law.

Sukie is my first cousin – posted his picture- so they have informed me. A dog for a cousin and he is mostly white. Me, I am truly biracial. What is the world coming to – Dogs and Cats!
He is cute but jumps a lot, not the way I behave around humans. I really don’t like dog behaviour as they are such sucks, get a backbone doggies. Looking for affection from anyone, not a good idea. I tried to tell him that – act like you don’t care and they will do the tricks to make sure they have your attention. There is no telling him that. He adores his family, I do too but they will never know this. Sometimes when dad talks to me I ignore him. Can’t do that with Mum as she has had cats since she was a wee little girl ( can you see her as a little girl, must have been a bossy brat.) Uncle Richard loves Sukie but he is like me a cat. Pretends he has his love controlled with Sukie. Mum said I send love messages with my eyes, she has my soft spot. Dad just loves me to bits and I have him under my control. I got to give Suk a few lessons to control his family, especially Uncle R. Aunt Odi just smiles. I think she is like Mum and knows the games we little family members play. The guys are easier. Sukie, wake up old chap.

The idea of love is difficult for humans as it has so many conditions in their relationships. For us in the other kingdom, we play we eat and we sleep. Sometimes we fight. Love is always there for us in all that we do. We love to play, we love oh yes we love to eat and don’t ask about sleep. I am told I sleep 65% of my life. That is a lot of love. As for fighting, we love that too. Dogs bark and rarely bite; but we scratch. NO voice just paws with claws and at times a bit of teeth. That is love too. Love of self. You see, I just explained love and it is so easy. I can love you because I know how to love myself. This is the first step. The next one is to teach dogs how to love themselves 100%. That task is a bit more difficult. If you have an idea let me know so I can help poor Sukie. Either he listens to me or I will have to send him to a self help group with the 12 step programme. Oh my goodness, Mum told me to stop stealing lines from her pdf files. The Dog and love stuff is all mine, Chow for now.

PS: I do not like water or swim. Will give them a big bite if they try!!!!

Your Daisy 

Aunt Aloma, it is me Daisy.

I have a blog. Ha Ha before you. Well I have been using Mum’s PC and I tell her what to write. she hates being told what to do, you know that.
I know you like to travel, if you find a chap do not let him know about me as you know how men are about cats! Tell them I can give you a reference about how loving you are.  So watch out how you treat me the next time you visit. Remember, I now have the cards and you have to show me more love than before, and you cannot laugh at my being fat anymore.
Dad liked dogs first then he met Molly and Me. Ha ha, I am shaking as I laugh, he thought we were like dogs and we ignored him. Now I am number 1. I own him now and Mum can’t do a rat’s a__! She hated that as well, oh I control the house.

Aunt Aloma, you are so cute. You pretend that I am not as important but you love me. I know. You are not a cat person but you love me.
I hear you have a little one – a girl Ann. I know you love her but do not think that I will let you forget me.
I like to know if she is plump like me or I am a bit fatter? Not size just fat.
Can you make a cake for me? I want to give it to Uncle Richard for Odi. I can’t bake as I have paws. What a mess!
You cook, you sew, you travel – how do you find time? And you are on the phone to Mum! I must say you both talk for hours. What do you have to talk about for such a long time. Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish.

Oh, I have to go to sleep. Love you in hot CA, USA. We are hot too  this July 2013 so I am not in the Sun-room what a pain. I own the sun-room and they don’t know. Humans like to think they own me but I own them. Can’t travel like you – they feel pain in leaving me and I make them feel so guilty. I love guilty. But I have another tacit for you which I will not share with the world. Anyway beautiful lady, I must say good night. Love you and Hugs, Your little Daisy

The TV is on and everyone is concerned. Why? This talk of justice.
No one cares about how I feel about the racoons. I don’t like that they climb on my roof. I have rights.
They have larger eyes than me. Mum has taught me that we are all part of this community, me part of them?
No way. I am different. I am an indoor cat, white and black. Some call me black and white but why?
That is racism. White racism – I mean I am allowed to use the word white to start with, does not have to be black and white.. Mum said I could not get a gun in Canada so that this idea is just an American idea of bullying.
Humans have real problems and I should not be making fun about the stupid laws they make.

I have no problems with the racoons as I never get to see them. I am locked inside. Poor Racoons have no home, no food and no one to pamper them. So when I stand my ground I am saying I am thankful that someone is there for me and takes care of me. Not that stupid law that kills other people. The justice system is all wrong in the USA and they should not try and teach the world to be more like them.

Canada is multicultural that means it includes me as well. I am staying in Canada and will not move to the USA