{"id":308,"date":"2013-07-21T01:58:13","date_gmt":"2013-07-21T01:58:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/?p=308"},"modified":"2013-07-21T01:58:13","modified_gmt":"2013-07-21T01:58:13","slug":"my-aunt-aloma-let-me-tell-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"My Aunt Aloma, let me tell you&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aunt Aloma, it is me Daisy.<\/p>\n<p>I have a blog. Ha Ha before you. Well I have been using Mum&#8217;s PC and I tell her what to write. she hates being told what to do, you know that.<br \/>\nI know you like to travel, if you find a chap do not let him know about me as you know how men are about cats! Tell them I can give you a reference about how loving you are.\u00a0 So watch out how you treat me the next time you visit. Remember, I now have the cards and you have to show me more love than before, and you cannot laugh at my being fat anymore.<br \/>\nDad liked dogs first then he met Molly and Me. Ha ha, I am shaking as I laugh, he thought we were like dogs and we ignored him. Now I am number 1. I own him now and Mum can&#8217;t do a rat&#8217;s a__! She hated that as well, oh I control the house.<\/p>\n<p>Aunt Aloma, you are so cute. You pretend that I am not as important but you love me. I know. You are not a cat person but you love me.<br \/>\nI hear you have a little one &#8211; a girl Ann. I know you love her but do not think that I will let you forget me.<br \/>\nI like to know if she is plump like me or I am a bit fatter? Not size just fat.<br \/>\nCan you make a cake for me? I want to give it to Uncle Richard for Odi. I can&#8217;t bake as I have paws. What a mess!<br \/>\nYou cook, you sew, you travel &#8211; how do you find time? And you are on the phone to Mum! I must say you both talk for hours. What do you have to talk about for such a long time. Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I have to go to sleep. Love you in hot CA, USA. We are hot too\u00a0 this July 2013 so I am not in the Sun-room what a pain. I own the sun-room and they don&#8217;t know. Humans like to think they own me but I own them. Can&#8217;t travel like you &#8211; they feel pain in leaving me and I make them feel so guilty. I love guilty. But I have another tacit for you which I will not share with the world. Anyway beautiful lady, I must say good night. Love you and Hugs, Your little Daisy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aunt Aloma, it is me Daisy. I have a blog. Ha Ha before you. Well I have been using Mum&#8217;s PC and I tell her what to write. she hates being told what to do, you know that. I know you like to travel, if you find a chap do not let him know about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":334,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-daisy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merleajacobs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}